Well, here's your lucky day

We are Danessa and Riley. Riley would like to live in Damon Albarn's ass. Danessa is the only person on earth as cool as Graham Coxon. As long as you're not speaking, we love you too Alex. And that drummer... he's okay.

Oct 24
Well cheese and crackers 
And by cheese and crackers I mean I’m having trouble keeping my hands out of my pants while looking at this.
-Riley

Well cheese and crackers 

And by cheese and crackers I mean I’m having trouble keeping my hands out of my pants while looking at this.

-Riley

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Oct 13

Also we are ranked #2 on google when people search “Alex James penis”

Blurscene has just lost whatever shards of srsly srs cred we had and have now spiraled into the pits of pure raunch…. when we started this tumblr we set out to provide deep analytic infor—-

Oh who am I kidding?

-Riley


SOMEONE ACCESSED BLURSCENE BY SEARCHING “DAMON ALBARN ASS MAN”

I fear we may have let them down.

Here, ass man. Better late than never!

-Riley


I still have a folder of cropped pictures of Justine Frischmann’s tits from when I made the Justine Frischmann’s tits tumblr for like 3 days to go along with all the junk/nose/balls/penis/hair ect ect ect tumblrs that were popping up.
Probably time to delete a folder full of Frischmann tits, Id say.
-Riley

I still have a folder of cropped pictures of Justine Frischmann’s tits from when I made the Justine Frischmann’s tits tumblr for like 3 days to go along with all the junk/nose/balls/penis/hair ect ect ect tumblrs that were popping up.

Probably time to delete a folder full of Frischmann tits, Id say.

-Riley


I’ve always, always (once recovering from the unbearable beauty of any cap or gif from this interview) wanted to call Damon out for whatever that is just below his lip. Just a cold sore right Dames? 

-Riley

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Oct 12
Caption should read: Damon Albarn stares lovingly at any instrument in the room, ignoring all pussy around him. Points to you if it is a rare or foreign instrument cause he will pop a chubby.
-Riley

Caption should read: Damon Albarn stares lovingly at any instrument in the room, ignoring all pussy around him. Points to you if it is a rare or foreign instrument cause he will pop a chubby.

-Riley


Oct 10

Might as well upload some performance pics too. I took HORRIBLE pictures during the show because I could nooooot stop dancing. There are some shots from afterwards with Damon in gas mask included as well. Ok, I promise that’s all I have to commemorate one year since meeting Damon now. I’m done.

-Riley


KEEP YOUR EYES ON THIS SPACE.

It’s been one year since my Camden Gorillaz concert! Celebrations are in order. However… it’s too late- or technically early- right now.

-Riley


Oct 8

agrainel:

Damon Albarn thinks he could create a Blur musical. 
The 43-year-old musician thinks his group’s 1995 LP ‘The Great  Escape’ has the right songs to become the basis of a stage production on  as it represents a “snapshot” of the time when it was made.
He said: “I’ve done one English musical, ‘The Great Escape’ I’ve  always thought that could be a great musical. We wrote that record as we  were playing out the Britpop explosion with ‘Parklife’. We were in the  studio and every day I would go in and write about something that had  happened in the papers. So it’s a snapshot in time.
“Maybe at the time it was a little bit too arch in its  observations because it was too close. But now with the distance it  might be a good thing to stage as a period piece.”
Damon - who along with his bandmates famously battled Oasis at  the height of Britpop - is set to do further work on his opera ‘Dr. Dee’  and is looking forward to making changes.
Speaking about its recent run in Manchester, he said: “The first  day after the run felt a bit empty, but I know it’s there and I’m going  to do a little bit more work on it, fine tune it here and there. People  now know what to expect in a way, so it will be a more interesting  run-up to it next year because it will be, ‘Oh this is what it is’  whereas before it was, ‘What the f**k was that.’ “

haha remember when I wrote Parklife the musical?-Danessa

agrainel:

Damon Albarn thinks he could create a Blur musical.

The 43-year-old musician thinks his group’s 1995 LP ‘The Great Escape’ has the right songs to become the basis of a stage production on as it represents a “snapshot” of the time when it was made.

He said: “I’ve done one English musical, ‘The Great Escape’ I’ve always thought that could be a great musical. We wrote that record as we were playing out the Britpop explosion with ‘Parklife’. We were in the studio and every day I would go in and write about something that had happened in the papers. So it’s a snapshot in time.

“Maybe at the time it was a little bit too arch in its observations because it was too close. But now with the distance it might be a good thing to stage as a period piece.”

Damon - who along with his bandmates famously battled Oasis at the height of Britpop - is set to do further work on his opera ‘Dr. Dee’ and is looking forward to making changes.

Speaking about its recent run in Manchester, he said: “The first day after the run felt a bit empty, but I know it’s there and I’m going to do a little bit more work on it, fine tune it here and there. People now know what to expect in a way, so it will be a more interesting run-up to it next year because it will be, ‘Oh this is what it is’ whereas before it was, ‘What the f**k was that.’ “

haha remember when I wrote Parklife the musical?-Danessa

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