We are Danessa and Riley. Riley would like to live in Damon Albarn's ass. Danessa is the only person on earth as cool as Graham Coxon. As long as you're not speaking, we love you too Alex. And that drummer... he's okay.
Also we are ranked #2 on google when people search “Alex James penis”
Blurscene has just lost whatever shards of srsly srs cred we had and have now spiraled into the pits of pure raunch…. when we started this tumblr we set out to provide deep analytic infor—-
Oh who am I kidding?
SOMEONE ACCESSED BLURSCENE BY SEARCHING “DAMON ALBARN ASS MAN”
I fear we may have let them down.
Here, ass man. Better late than never!
KEEP YOUR EYES ON THIS SPACE.
It’s been one year since my Camden Gorillaz concert! Celebrations are in order. However… it’s too late- or technically early- right now.