Well, here's your lucky day: Archive

Feb 22nd

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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In Blurscene news:

“Blur” plays a new song and I dig my pink minnie mouse shirt out of the depths of my drawers, then put it on and roll around in joy. -Riley

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Jan 29th

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Blur at Lollapalooza? →

Ok. Granted, it’s just wishful thinking on the author’s part…………. and mine……. but for the record, I’d be there faster than you could even SAY “Chicago”. Even if it meant spending my entire life’s savings and going completely alone. Also, my vagina would probably arrive at the site 2 days before the rest of my body. -Riley

Jan 29th

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“Was at Damon Albarn’s studio today. Quite possibly the most musical wonderland...”

– William Orbit’s public facebook page, Jan. 13, 2012 (thanks to GU for pointing this out)

Jan 22nd

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Dec 24th

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Dec 22nd

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durandrea asked: I hope you are not offended. You are apparently only getting 13% of my love per a new doo dad I have never seen before on Tumblr.

Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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It still makes me poop myself a little when I check statcounter and someone spent like 60% of their day going through all of Blurscene. -Riley

Dec 15th

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Nov 7th

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Nov 7th

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Literally, the only way people get to Blurscene from keyword searches is by searching the following naked drummer alex james naked justine frischmann boobs justine frischmann tits damon albarn naked (or, to shake things up a bit) simply, Blurscene You only want us because you think there’s nudity? -Riley

Nov 7th

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Alex James, in Birmingham Uni. →

caravanslost: valabnormal: He talks about his brand of cheese. Nothing new. You know what would be newsworthy? Alex James NOT talking about his cheese. HAHA. Truth. “This just in, I hope you’re all sitting down: Alex James talks about someone other than himself. His fringe has reportedly fallen flat in disbelief.” -Ry

Nov 3rd

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Anonymous asked: "Ganja Damon" is one the cutest; his big, blue eyes are so pretty in pink. The appropriate, accompanying soundtrack is Snoop Dogg singing: "Oh hell, yeeeeeahh..." With some melodica thrown in.

Nov 3rd

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A 2012 tour is also a possibility for Blur,...

So this is how this is gonna go. I read this quote and I’m all like “OMG ITS GONNA HAPPEN” And I start to day dream about finally meeting Danessa and Durandrea in person for a Blur show. I imagine us being there like and then and and even But the weeks will go by… even the months… it’ll be 2012 and nothing will happen. I’ll be getting...

Nov 3rd

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Oct 27th

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Oct 24th

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Also we are ranked #2 on google when people search “Alex James penis” Blurscene has just lost whatever shards of srsly srs cred we had and have now spiraled into the pits of pure raunch…. when we started this tumblr we set out to provide deep analytic infor—- Oh who am I kidding? -Riley

Oct 13th

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SOMEONE ACCESSED BLURSCENE BY SEARCHING "DAMON...

I fear we may have let them down. Here, ass man. Better late than never! -Riley

Oct 13th

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Oct 13th

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Oct 13th

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Oct 12th

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KEEP YOUR EYES ON THIS SPACE.

It’s been one year since my Camden Gorillaz concert! Celebrations are in order. However… it’s too late- or technically early- right now. -Riley

Oct 10th

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Alex James is going to be on Never Mind the... →

caravanslost: HUZZAH, ETC. YESH! I approveeeee.-Danessa

Oct 8th

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Oct 8th

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Anonymous asked: I just find the fact that Damo can rock a pink trucker's hat, a grandpa cardigan and an oxford jersey, behind "two turntables and a microphone", to be so...hilariously right. Who else could pull that of? Seriously, you need to be: A. Damon Albarn and B. Not give a sh*t, to be able to do it. Noone else...

Oct 5th

Oct 3rd

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Anonymous asked: I wish I did have that doc, Danessa; have you tried posting something on the "Blur" forums?

Sep 30th

I see you people going through every page of Blurscene. That’s right….. I SEE YOU. You guys are sexxxxxxxxy. Thanks, stat counter !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Riley

Sep 30th

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I apologize for that same-old-damon pics- spam earlier. Wait, no I don’t V and I needed it. It was nice to visit Blurscene. Thanks for the nearly 2 years of joy :) -Riley

Sep 26th

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Sep 26th

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thebigsteamything asked: what do i do if i want to rub my face in graham coxon's chest

Sep 26th

mizvarooka replied to your post: I imagine artisan cheese farmers using the Jan Brady tone (a’ la, The Brady Bunch, “Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!”) when expressing frustration over Alex’s glitzy cheesiness. Didn’t he have some falling-out with another major cheesio over something? What could it possibly have been? I really am curious. What would cheese people fight over? remember when everyone’s tumblr...

Sep 26th

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Anonymous asked: I imagine artisan cheese farmers using the Jan Brady tone (a' la, The Brady Bunch, "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!") when expressing frustration over Alex's glitzy cheesiness. Didn't he have some falling-out with another major cheesio over something? What could it possibly have been? I really am curious. What would cheese people fight over?

Sep 26th

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