Well, here's your lucky day

We are Danessa and Riley. Riley would like to live in Damon Albarn's ass. Danessa is the only person on earth as cool as Graham Coxon. As long as you're not speaking, we love you too Alex. And that drummer... he's okay.

Sep 28

Anonymous said: THANK GOD I thought I was the only one fapping to Damon

You’re clearly not well versed on the Blur fandom and all it’s satellite fandoms. Fap on, friend.

-Riley


Feb 21

All sarcastic, nasty comments aside… something about seeing them accept this award just… makes me feel so warm and happy and proud inside. As if I know them for real, that is how much I feel like Blur is a part of my life. 

-Ry

(via panny)


Damon Albarn: Aging in reverse, the goddamn Benjamin Button of music, eternally.
"43, but I look alot younga." 
-Riley

Damon Albarn: Aging in reverse, the goddamn Benjamin Button of music, eternally.

"43, but I look alot younga." 

-Riley

(via detective-biscuit)


fuckyeahrandombritishindiebands:

obligatory dave post

LADIES 
AND
LADIES (and a few gentlemen, I guess)
It has happened. Hell hath froze over. Yes, I, Riley of Blurscene… have stopped, looked at a picture of Dave and thought…. I’d take a piece of that in my vajayjay.
Though I have spent 2+ years picking on him…. WELL IT REALLY, REALLY, REALLY COULD HAPPEN after all!
-Riley

fuckyeahrandombritishindiebands:

obligatory dave post

LADIES 

AND

LADIES (and a few gentlemen, I guess)

It has happened. Hell hath froze over. Yes, I, Riley of Blurscene… have stopped, looked at a picture of Dave and thought…. I’d take a piece of that in my vajayjay.

Though I have spent 2+ years picking on him…. WELL IT REALLY, REALLY, REALLY COULD HAPPEN after all!

-Riley


Feb 19

In Blurscene news:

"Blur" plays a new song and I dig my pink minnie mouse shirt out of the depths of my drawers, then put it on and roll around in joy. 

-Riley


Jan 29
caravanslost:

shockwavecentral:

danomind:

MIRROR PRESS TRACKLIST released! OMG! 
Read about it here! http://www.blurballs.com

they better not be fucking with us

“Eighth album by Britpop band Blur.”
Let’s take a moment to reflect on the unfettered beauty of that sentence.

I have nothing filthy to say. That would require not sobbing anymore. -Ry

caravanslost:

shockwavecentral:

danomind:

MIRROR PRESS TRACKLIST released! OMG! 

Read about it here! http://www.blurballs.com

they better not be fucking with us

Eighth album by Britpop band Blur.”

Let’s take a moment to reflect on the unfettered beauty of that sentence.

I have nothing filthy to say. That would require not sobbing anymore. -Ry



Jan 22
“Was at Damon Albarn’s studio today. Quite possibly the most musical wonderland place anywhere. Will be producing a couple of tracks with Blur next week. Just for the sheer musical blast of it. My favourite band in the entire cosmos!”

William Orbit’s public facebook page, Jan. 13, 2012 (thanks to GU for pointing this out)

(via stacyjacks-deactivated20130902)


Dec 24

Happy Holidays from the Blurscene girls, Blur, and their nipples.

-Ry and Danessa


Dec 21

Sometimes, it’s NOT quite as simple as loving your sister and loving her tonight. Yea-yea-yea-ye-yea.

-Riley


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