Anonymous asked: THANK GOD I thought I was the only one fapping to Damon
You’re clearly not well versed on the Blur fandom and all it’s satellite fandoms. Fap on, friend.
-Riley
All sarcastic, nasty comments aside… something about seeing them accept this award just… makes me feel so warm and happy and proud inside. As if I know them for real, that is how much I feel like Blur is a part of my life.
-Ry
(via panny)
Damon Albarn: Aging in reverse, the goddamn Benjamin Button of music, eternally.
“43, but I look alot younga.”
-Riley
(via detective-biscuit)
fuckyeahrandombritishindiebands:
obligatory dave post
LADIES
AND
LADIES (and a few gentlemen, I guess)
It has happened. Hell hath froze over. Yes, I, Riley of Blurscene… have stopped, looked at a picture of Dave and thought…. I’d take a piece of that in my vajayjay.
Though I have spent 2+ years picking on him…. WELL IT REALLY, REALLY, REALLY COULD HAPPEN after all!
-Riley
“Blur” plays a new song and I dig my pink minnie mouse shirt out of the depths of my drawers, then put it on and roll around in joy.
-Riley
MIRROR PRESS TRACKLIST released! OMG!
Read about it here! http://www.blurballs.com
they better not be fucking with us
“Eighth album by Britpop band Blur.”
Let’s take a moment to reflect on the unfettered beauty of that sentence.
I have nothing filthy to say. That would require not sobbing anymore. -Ry
Ok. Granted, it’s just wishful thinking on the author’s part…………. and mine……. but for the record, I’d be there faster than you could even SAY “Chicago”. Even if it meant spending my entire life’s savings and going completely alone.
Also, my vagina would probably arrive at the site 2 days before the rest of my body.
-Riley
William Orbit’s public facebook page, Jan. 13, 2012 (thanks to GU for pointing this out)
(via stacyjacks)
Happy Holidays from the Blurscene girls, Blur, and their nipples.
-Ry and Danessa
Sometimes, it’s NOT quite as simple as loving your sister and loving her tonight. Yea-yea-yea-ye-yea.
-Riley
